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naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

ughsher:

he’s coming

(Source: zardmaster, via funneestuff)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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"Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you."

- Mandy Hale  (via criticize)

(Source: iwaschangedforgood, via lolaoldsoul)

mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar:

whalesam:

toomuchtaylor:

Newest tattoo!
It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two.

Deserves every note.

I cried and then I reblogged